Looking for fresh new wine captions for your Instagram posts? Look no further! This list has over 150 captions to choose from, including funny puns, clever quotes, and holiday-themed captions. Whether you’re posting a photo of your latest wine tasting adventure or just celebrating your love of wine, you’re sure to find the perfect caption here.
As a wine copywriter, one of my favorite things to do is to come up with fun new sayings to get clients excited about their food and wine projects, and I can’t wait to share a few of my favorite wine IG captions with you too!
So throw on one of your favorite winery outfits, snap some pics of what you’re sipping, and reference this handy list the next time you need a few new ideas for fresh wine captions.
If you need even more inspiration, check out these Champagne Quotes and Captions, Halloween Wine Captions and Fall Wine Captions for even more Instagram wine inspo.
New wine captions for your Insta
- Wine is my superpower
- Hit refresh on this summer wine – a wine Instagram caption for bottles that are so good you’d buy them again and again.
- Good wine never goes out of style – for a classy wine caption.
- I live for wine nights
- I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle.
- Embrace the challenge: try a red wine in the summer
- Who needs boys when you have bubbles?
- I like my wine like I like my men, big, bold, and with a little age on them – I’m sorry; couldn’t help it.
- Sip me, baby, one more time
- I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting, and it’s classy.
- Take your wine caption cue from South Park’s favorite dad, Randy Marsh.
- I canned even believe how good this wine is – Wine caption for canned wine
- Time to wine down and get ready for the weekend!
- Wine flies when your having fun!
- Get it? Wine down? Who doesn’t love a good wine pun?
- I woke up on the Rhône side of the bed. -The perfect red wine caption for when you just can’t.
- Wine is like duct tape; it fixes everything.
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I drink wine.
- Wine – because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
- I’m not a wine snob; I’m a wine enthusiast.
- Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to aging like a fine wine!
- I only drink wine on two occasions: when I’m in love and when I’m not.
- Life is too short to drink bad wine.
- I’m not addicted to wine; we’re just in a very committed relationship.
- Wine improves with age; I improve with wine.
- Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin (with a playful twist on a famous quote)
- I’ve been saving this bottle of wine for a special occasion, and I figure today is special enough!
- When in doubt, drink more wine.
- My favorite exercise is running out of wine and running to the store to get more.
- I’m aging like a fine wine: getting better with time and occasionally going bad.
- Wine is the answer. What was the question again?
- I don’t need therapy; I just need a glass of wine.
- “Wine is my superpower.” Girl boss meets wine boss in this wine caption!
- “During the summer, we drink pink.” Because we needed a Mean Girls rosé wine caption on this list.
A few tongue-in-cheek “inspirational” captions about wine
- It may not be easy, but it will be worth it. Go ahead and have another glass of wine.
- “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need wine.” Same, same.
- If at first you don’t succeed, have another glass of wine.
- “Wine is my self-care.” A wine phrase we can all relate to.
- Wine improves with age – just like me!
- The perfect man might not exist, but the perfect wine sure does!
Rosé Wine Captions
- Rosé all day, errday!
- Life is better with rosé.
- Rosé is my spirit animal.
- Rosé is the answer. What was the question
- Rose: Meet summer’s new best friend.
- Think pink, drink pink.
- On Wednesday, we drink pink.
- Pink vibes only
- Why limit rosé to summer?
- Rosé is my superpower
Champagne Captions & Quotes
- “Champagne is not to be kept. It is to be drunk.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
- “In victory you deserve champagne, in defeat you need it.” – Winston Churchill
- “Come quickly, I am tasting the stars!” – Dom Pérignon
- “Champagne is the only wine that leaves a woman beautiful after drinking it.” – Madame de Pompadour
- “I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not.” – Coco Chanel
- “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.” – Tom Waits
- “Champagne is the wine of civilization and the oil of government.” – Winston Churchill
- “A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced; the wit becomes more sparkling; the imagination more brilliant; the heart generous and confiding.” – Charles Dickens
- “Champagne is the one thing that gives me zest when I feel tired.” – Brigitte Bardot
- “Champagne makes you feel like it’s Sunday and there are better days around the corner.” – Marlene Dietrich
- “Life is too short to not have oysters and Champagne sometimes.” – Dame Edna Everage
- “I am on a 24-hour Champagne diet.” – Marilyn Monroe
Fun Wine Puns to Make You LOL
- Chardon-hey! or ‘Charon-hey, girl, hey!’
- Great minds drink alike.
- It’s just another Merlot Monday.
- It’s just another Malbec Monday.
- Don’t mind me, just about to make some pour decisions.
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Here for the right Riesling.
- Some you wine, some you lose.
- On cloud wine.
- Time to wine down.
- What a wine-derful world.
- Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!
- I don’t complain, I just wine.
- Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
- Wine a little, laugh a lot!
- Partners in wine.
- Another glass? Wine not?
- No wine left behind.
- Read between the wines.
- Sip happens.
- Feeling grape.
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- I will always be your partner in wine!
- I’m grape-ful for wine.
- Love the wine you’re with.
Captions for wine memes
- When someone offers you a glass of red wine and it’s 90 degrees out… I am capable of change.
- When you open the refrigerator and there’s no wine… there will be days that don’t go as planned.
- When someone offers you red wine, and you want white wine… I’ve been through many other painful experiences, and I have survived.
- When all of your coworkers have left for happy hour, but you’re still stuck at work… I can be anxious and still deal with problems effectively.
- When you’re out of wine…. This is difficult, but temporary.
- When you woke up hungover on Sunday, but your friends invite you to brunch… My past does not define my future.
- When your friends don’t understand why you don’t want their buttery Chardonnay…. I accept myself as I am.
- When you’re not sure if you should have another glass of wine… I see this challenge as an opportunity.
Clever Wine Quotes for your IG Captions
- “Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
- “Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.” – André Simon
- “In victory you deserve champagne, in defeat you need it.” – Winston Churchill
- “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” – Galileo Galilei
- “Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “Wine is the answer, but I forget the question.” – Groucho Marx
- “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” – Louis Pasteur
- “I drink wine to sleep better, but when I wake up, I still have to go to work.” – François Mitterrand
- “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.” – Johnny Carson
- “With wine and hope, anything is possible.” – Richard Cobden
- “Wine is the poetry of the earth.” – Mario Soldati
- “Wine is the most intelligent thing in the world.” – Salvador Dalí
Holiday Wine Captions
- Merry Christmas to all and to all a good chardonnay!
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
- Santa’s favorite wine is sherry, because it’s merry!
- I’m so excited for Christmas, I could almost pop the cork!
- What do you call a wine lover’s favorite holiday? Merry Chardmas!
- My favorite part of the holidays is all the wine.
- I’m so glad I have wine to help me through the holiday season.
- Wine is the best way to celebrate the holidays.
- I’m raising a glass of wine to all the wonderful people in my life. Happy holidays!
- I hope your holidays are filled with wine, laughter, and good company.
- Cheers to the holidays!
- I drank too much wine last night, and accidentally requested off the entire month of December, and somehow it got approved. Happy holidays, b*itches!
Wine Tasting Captions
- Wine tasting is like dating: you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince (or princess).
- I’m not sure what my wine type is, but I know I like to drink it.
- Wine tasting is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get.
- I’m not sure what my favorite part of wine tasting is: the wine or the people I’m with. (Probably the wine!)
- I’m not sure what I love more, wine tasting or my friends and family. But I do know that I love them both more when I’m wine tasting.
Winery Captions – For Days When You Go Tasting
- Living my best life at [winery name].
- Sipping and savoring at [winery name].
- Cheers to [winery name] and all the delicious wine!
- Found my happy place: [winery name].
- In vino veritas at [winery name].
- Tasting my way through [winery name].
- Wine tasting at [winery name] is a dream come true.
- One sip at a time at [winery name].
- Surrounded by good wine and good people at [winery name].
- Making memories at [winery name].
- Wine tasting is better with friends at [winery name].
- I’m in my element at [winery name].
- Wine tasting is an art form at [winery name].